Darts and Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on April 3, 2006

A “maybe-you-guys-should-lay-off-the-pipe” dart to The Breeze for letting the March 30 crossword puzzle fall down the rabbit hole.
From a JMU crossworder who thinks that the typical Breeze crosswords are hard enough and, boring though it may be, likes crosswords where numbered clues have corresponding numbered boxes that actually exist.

A “spring-is-in-the-air” pat to my bunny for adventuring out on the Quad and making the days of everyone who stopped to chat a little brighter.
From your loving owner who is happy you made so many new friends and did not let the other bunny who was out on the Quad mate with you.

A “thank-you-from-the-bottom-of-my-change-drawer” pat to the City of Harrisonburg for removing the downtown parking meters.
From an appreciative Duke who never had enough loose coins to park.

A “mail-should-not-be-rocket-science” dart to Harrisonburg for not having the economy necessary to warrant real congruent post offices.
From a frustrated junior who doesn’t understand why the downtown post office closes at 4:30 p.m. and is located far enough away from the other one to prohibit running over there before they close at 5 p.m.

A “do-you-want-the-clothes-off-my-back-too?” dart to the Senior Class Challenge for trying to get more money out of me for the school.
From a senior who has already paid lab fees, parking permits, housing contract fees, graduation fees, orientation fees and anything else JMU can think of to get my money.

A “job-well-done” pat to the GMU Patriots for kicking some serious butt all the way to Indiana.
From a hometown fan who was glad to see you make it to the Final Four, even though you trashed everyone’s bracket.