Lover of Women, Conquerer of Nations: No 'safe rides' home
By Bobby McMahon, senior writer

The approximate amount of money that the student organization SafeRides has raised since its founding: $13,000.

The number of “safe rides” given by the organization during that time: 0. More...

Through the Looking Glass: In Colbert we trust
By Sarah Delia, staff writer

He runs around his own stage, lights flashing his name in every direction, clasping his hands together while receiving pretentious applause when a guest comes on his show. He claims that bears are “godless killing machines,” that sleep is “un-American” because by logic, you should be using that time to eat (the true American way) and has now stepped out of long-time friend Jon Stewart’s shadow. He has arrived and his name is Stephen Colbert. A few months ago you may have recognized his name as the guy that once reported for “The Daily Show” and now comes on after Stewart, but by now, unless you’re living under a rock or have a healthy sleeping schedule — which I don’t — you have learned to love, live and learn from “The Colbert Report,” correctly pronounced “The Col-bear Ra-poor." More...

House Editorial: Raise your hand if you want to be a senator

Up to this point, as today’s run-off election reaffirms, the SGA has kept mercilessly close to their apparent election philosophy: If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. More...

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