Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on April 13, 2006

A “thanks-for-turning-our-campus-into-an-elementary-school” dart to UPB for scribbling on every concrete surface with chalk.
From a senior who feels that his hop-scotch days are long gone, and doesn’t want to remember them.

A “way-to-crimp-my-ride” dart to the Godwin parking lot pothole that wrecked my bicycle.
From a disgruntled junior whose real wheel is no longer round, and thinks the campus should be more road-bike friendly.

A “do-your-part-to-reduce-our-dependence-on-foreign-oil” dart to the residents of Rockingham Hall who drive their cars from the back of the building to the bus stop.
From a fellow D-Section Rockinghammer who will testify that the two-minute walk is not all that bad.

A “there-are-better-ways-to-fertilize-the-grass” dart to the two girls who decided to relieve themselves on the Quad Saturday night.
From an innocent bystander who was totally grossed out by your lack of bladder control and respect for our university.

A  “get-your-facts-straight” dart to Monday’s dart about how George Allen has “held the office since before we were born.”
From a senior whose shoe size is bigger than the number of years Sen. Allen has been a senator.

A “you-rock-the-Quad” pat to the Ashby Hall computer dude who came out and taught my friend a few pointers about how to throw a Frisbee correctly.
From a sophomore who wished she were playing with you instead of her friend.