Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on August 28, 2006

A “so-this-is-how-JMU-does-it” pat to the group of shirtless runners blaring ‘80s music on their boombox while going through the sprinklers on the Quad on move-in day.
From a brand-new freshman who already has a weird story to tell his friends back home.

A “thank-you-for-your-patience” dart to the professor that ran me down with his bicycle while I was walking past Godwin Hall.
From a confused sophomore who doesn’t understand how you managed to hit the only person in the parking lot.

A “ninjas-are-way-cooler-than-pirates” pat to the guys who dressed up as ninjas and sparred on the commons.
From a sophomore girl who has always had a deep love for ninjas and wonders if any of you are single.

A “who-are-you-hiding-from?” dart to JMUJoeInfo for being online, but hidden, for the past few months on AIM.
From a pair of seniors who figured out your little hide-and-seek game and hope now that your secret’s exposed, you can start doing your job again.

A “don’t-give-up-your-day-job” pat to the FROGs and OPAs who made complete fools of themselves for the last five days to welcome the freshmen to JMU.
From an amused upperclassman who is very glad that he didn’t have to do your job.

A “move-it-or-lose-it” dart to the soon-to-be-towed mystery drivers parking in the much-needed parking spaces behind our house.
From a furious senior who knows that Parking Services does not give out “God’s Gift to the Universe” passes.