Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on August 31, 2006

A “you’re-the-nicest-guy-ever” pat to the man with the umbrella who made several walks to the bus stop for a bunch of girls who were scared of the rain.
From a grad student who didn’t bring an umbrella and appreciated the help.

A “isn’t-life-a-…” dart to Parking Services for ticketing people going to get parking passes.
From a stunned junior guy who can hardly believe the new low to which you’ve sunk.

A “you’re-not-nurses-but-come-back-anytime” pat to the two red-faced guys who sat down in a nursing lecture only to realize they were in the wrong room.
From 65 senior women who are excited to see members of the male gender every now and then, and hope you weren’t late to your real class.

A “something-smells-rotten-and-I-think-it’s-you” dart to the townie guy who pelted me with an egg as I walked home Friday night.
From a bruised and battered senior girl who can only imagine what a boy that would throw eggs at a chick is trying to overcompensate for.

A “thanks-for-rock-and-roll” pat to the Lord of Darkness for forming the coolest musical genre in history.
From three metal maniacs who still think you play a mean fiddle.

An “originality-is-the-purpose-of-art” dart to all the predicable pop radio stations overplaying the same 10 songs over and over and over again.
From a bored senior guy who would, just one time, turn on the radio and not be able to find “Sexyback” playing somewhere.