Breeze Perspectives: Three cheers! We need a pub on JMU’s campus
By Mason Miller, contributing writer

We all wish for things that we know will never come true. For some, it’s getting an A in GSCI. For others, it’s that their longtime crush will finally break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend just so they can be with them and start a torrid love affair for the ages. In the movies, the little kid asks for a pony for Christmas. More...

Breeze Perspectives: Are you lonesome tonight, Mr. Presdient?
By Jeff Genota, contributing writer

Earlier this summer, President Bush hosted a fellow baseball fan and friend, Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, to a “sayonara” summit in Washington that culminated with a pilgrimage to the Graceland mansion of Elvis Presley, of which Koizumi is a big fan. The special treatment that the president gave Koizumi accentuated his value of the fruitful bilateral alliance, and that Mr. Bush will miss having foreign leaders like him on his side. More...

Conspiracy Theory: The Carrie Bradshaw Effect
By Leela Pereira, senior writer

The troublesome thing about skimpy lingerie is that it leaves no place to stow a moral compass. Not that I’m in the market for either, per se. I’m thinking of Jessica Cutler. The notorious ex-congressional intern wants new lingerie, her Web site states. She also wants money, a best-selling book and a television show. Her “gimme” attitude is tiresome. She is as pesky and obvious as lipstick on a collar, and she just won’t go away. More...

House Editorial: And we quote, ‘enough is enough’

For those of us who made the mistake of turning on the news this week, it was déjà vu all over again. Somewhere in Europe, a guy “insulted” Islam in some form of speech, and the Middle East exploded in a fury of riots. Only this time, it was not caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad in Danish newspapers, but a quote of a historical figure in a speech to a university audience by the one-and-only Pope. More...

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