Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on September 21, 2006

A “next-time-make-them-scrambled-with-a-side-of-bacon” dart to the drunken guy who threw an egg at my bedroom window.
From a disgruntled junior who wishes she could have spent her Tuesday night watching “Gilmore Girls” instead of scraping egg off the glass.

A “library-means-‘no-talkie’” dart to the vocal majors who choose to chit-chat, laugh and/or sing daily in the music library.
From all of your fellow disgruntled and overworked music majors who all need a place to do their 24 credits worth of homework.

A “JMU-used-to-be-about-class” dart to the freshman who had the audacity to cut in line at Sbarro’s.
From an aggravated junior who wants you to know that just because “you’re in college now” doesn’t mean that you are God’s gift to the world.

A “way-to-give-female-drivers-a-bad-rep” dart to the girl who had no one in front of her while trying to parallel park, still managed to back into another car and then drive away.
From an angered sophomore girl who cannot beat the stereotype when there are people like you behind the wheel.

An “I-thought-sleep-was-popular-these-days” dart to an obnoxious group of people who thought it would be fun to yell like lunatics for 20 minutes at four in the morning.
From a student who, unlike them apparently, enjoys her beauty sleep before early-morning classes.

A “do-I-look-like-I-have-udders?” dart to JMU for chaining us in like cows with all the random sidewalk fences.
From a sophomore girl who isn’t going to let a stupid chain keep her off the grass when she’s running late.