Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on September 28, 2006

An “I-didn’t-know-crossing-the-Mason-Dixon-Line-created-vertigo” dart to all the Northern carpetbaggers that cannot manage to park their cars remotely close to “within the lines.”
From a Virginian senior who had to crawl through his sunroof in the parking deck because cars with New York license plates were so close on both sides of the car.

A “two-points-for-The-Breeze” pat for giving us guidance through the clever, yet gut-busting horoscope readings last Monday.
From a grad student who will be hiding in the Carrier Library stacks, ready to do battle with Chuck Norris.

An “I’ll-tell-you-why-not” dart to the people who actually believe that Bill Gates will give you money if you forward an e-mail to everyone and their grandmother.
From an annoyed senior who’d rather earn money instead of deleting massive amounts of e-mail from gullible people out of his inbox.

An “it’s-not-easy-being-green” pat to the guys mowing the Quad who saw me coming and stopped so as not to shoot wet grass clippings on me.
From a senior guy who appreciated the pause in lawn care to get me into class clean.

A “layout-is-about-making-good-choices” dart to The Breeze for positioning the pull quote on the benefits of fasting next to the article on eating disorders on the front page on Monday.
From a junior girl who hopes that it didn’t give any JMU girls one more reason to skip yet another meal.

A “that-was-flippin’-sweet!” pat to our stud of a roommate who managed to climb up three stories to our balcony to let herself into our locked apartment.
From your two roommates who are amazed at your brute strength, and are glad to see that Tarzan’s got nothing on Jane’s climbing skills.