Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on October 5, 2006

A “you-are-what-is-wrong-with-the-world” dart to everyone who parks out of turn in the Hillside lot.
From an irate senior who’s starting to think that keying your car would be fair game.

A “where-oh-where-did-you-go?” pat to the person or people who posted notes all over the girl’s bathrooms saying “you are beautiful” last semester.
From a group of girls who needed and loved the reminder throughout the day when picking apart the image in the mirror.

A “park-your-crotch-rocket-elsewhere” dart to those who choose to park their motorcycles in parking spots reserved for cars.
From a senior who feels that if you need to show off your manhood, don’t do it in my parking spot.

A “thank-you-for-not-dying” pat to the girl I absolutely obliterated on my bike late Monday evening.
From an extremely remorseful junior guy who is very glad you can walk — let alone laugh about the collision — and will never look backward while riding downhill.

A “heh-heheheheheheheh” pat to the Marching Royal Dukes trumpet section for playing their version of the “Family Guy” theme song during their practice.
From a senior passing by who thoroughly enjoyed your reminder that we’re “lucky there’s a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.”

A “thanks-for-asking-for-two-forms-of-ID” pat to all the bartenders in town.
From a grad student who has been able to legally drink for 10 years, and is flattered that you think otherwise.