Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on November 16, 2006

A “try-to-go-after-the-ball-not-my-butt” dart to the guy in a co-ed intramural soccer game who slapped me, and the referee who laughed it off.
From the slapped girl who happens to be a UREC employee and will be trying to get you both off the court.

An “it’s-time-to-put-that-skirt-away” dart to your brain for keeping those skimpy clothes out when the average temperature is around 50 degrees.
From your trusty jeans and sweatpants that you know can make you look just as sexy without freezing.

A “your-kindness-made-my-day-a-whole-lot-easier” pat to the girl who let me use her cell phone to call AAA because I locked my keys and cell phone in the car.
From a senior girl who is thankful that people like you are so willing to come to the aid of strangers.

A “way-to-make-me-laugh-out-loud” pat to the guy randomly sitting in the very top of the tree outside Chick-fil-A.
From a sophomore girl who needed a good laugh after getting out of her GHIST class and was glad your monkey-like skills provided one.

A “however-did-you-know?” pat to the Lakeside Grill employee who wrote “hope you have a better day” with a smiley face inside my quesadilla box.
From a distraught COB senior who was, in fact, having a terrible day and is glad that people like you actually care.

A “so-glad-to-see-chivalry-isn’t-dead” pat to the two gentlemen who relieved themselves on my jerk ex-boyfriend’s car on Friday night.
From a senior girl who is glad to know that classy men like you are still out there somewhere.