Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on December 4, 2006

A “vehicular-pick-up-lines-are-creepy” dart to the guy near Buffalo Wild Wings who hit on us from his SUV.
From two girls who thought the drive-by was flattering at first, but hauled booty when you followed us into the parking lot.

A “you-can-do-better-than-this” dart to the JMU admissions folks for accepting too many students who do not deserve to be at a school of this caliber.
From a faculty member who is leaving if the level of stupidity shown by students on this campus continues or worsens.

A “save-your-theology-for-when-you’re-not-seeing-two-of-me” dart to the drunken dude who should be charged with PUI — proselytizing under the influence.
From an atheist who doesn’t need your input on whether or not he should believe in your god, especially when your friends are holding you upright.

A “thanks-for-not-holding-back-on-my-account” dart to the couple kissing and talking relationship status in the library computer lab.
From a disgusted senior who almost puked on her keyboard, and could have stayed home if she wanted to watch a soap opera.

A “the-red-octagon-is-not-for-decoration” dart to the speed-demon biker who almost left tread on our faces by Warren Hall.
From two startled senior girls who were surprised that your bike was the biggest threat at that precarious crosswalk.

A “you’ve-climbed-into-my-heart” pat to the guy in my rock-climbing class who makes sure to cheer on and encourage every single person in the class every time they climb.
From an appreciative female classmate who likes your enthusiasm and selflessness, and will belay you anytime, anyplace.

A “one-hamburger-please — hold-the-mold” dart to D-hall for serving a perfectly good meat patty on a less-than-perfect bun.
From a senior guy who was having a lovely meal until he noticed the lovely bluish spot on the bottom of his hamburger bun.