Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on January 11, 2007

A “well-chosen-soundtrack-for-our-lives” pat to the guy in the parking garage blaring, “We don’t need no education…” as he drove away during finals week.
 From an appreciative senior who couldn’t agree more.

A “sorry-for-trying-to-stay-awake” dart to the woman in the library who kicked me out for having a cup of coffee with me while she let four others in with the same cup.
From a grumpy, caffeine-dependent sophomore who thinks you should step down from your high horse.

A “time-to-get-over-it” dart to my roommate whose worst fear is receiving a dart in The Breeze about herself.
From your roommate who loves you very much and hopes you see the humor in all of this.

A “didn’t-you-have-to-go-to-school?” dart to my professor for thinking it’s acceptable to make multiple typos on our final exam.
From a joonior who finds it diffikult to get a propur edukatiun when her own professor neglects to set a good exampul.

An “I-don’t-get-it-but-I-love-it” pat to the kid running around campus in his tighty-whiteys.
From an amused onlooker who appreciates your shriveled dedication to…whatever you were doing it for.

An “I’m-peeing-my-pants-in-frustration” dart to Maury Hall, home of a single male bathroom hidden in the basement.
From an annoyed male justice studies major who detests the guy-to-girl bathroom ratio.