Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on January 16, 2007

A “caution-two-left-feet-ahead” dart to the guy who tried to dance on stage at Highlawn last Thursday.
From a senior who did not appreciate your bad form, sir, and knows where he may and may not dance.

A “don’t-lose-your-ability-to-read” dart to the drunk guy who banged on my apartment door at 2 a.m.
From a senior girl who did not appreciate having to explain to you that, really, you don’t live here.

A “how-stupid-can-I-be?” dart to myself for pointing someone to a nonexistent parking spot that I imagined I saw.
From a very sorry junior girl who knows the difficulties of parking all too well, and is sorry she made it more painful.

A “what-makes-you-think-JMU-students-don’t-study?” dart to the College of Business for taking away the study lounge.
From a frustrated junior who did not enjoy tripping all over students studying on the floor during finals week.

An “I-need-to-get-more-sleep” pat to myself for freaking out about losing my keys and ripping the dorm apart before finding them in my pants pocket.
From a burned-out RA who will be aiming for five-to-six hours of sleep a night from now on.

A “get-your-rails-out-of-my-face” dart to the trains that run through Main Street during rush hour.
From a junior guy who had to stare at a vacant parking spot for 10 minutes while waiting for the choo-choo roadblock to pass.