Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on January 18, 2007

A “what-a-fabulous-performance” pat to the guy in the blue car belting “Too Little Too Late” while waiting at a stoplight.
From five sleepy girls who cannot imagine how you ended up with such an impressive range, but appreciated the entertainment factor nonetheless.

A “get-your-buildings-straight” dart to the student who wrongly blamed good old Maury Hall for Moody Hall’s bathroom shortcomings.
From another male justice studies major who knew what you meant, but doesn’t appreciate you talking trash about Maury.

A “thanks-for-taking-me-back-to-middle-school” pat to my roommates who put all my underwear and bras in the freezer.
From a senior girl who had a good laugh even though she had to go commando (commanda?) all day while her intimates were being thawed.

A “thanks-for-making-a-rainy-day-a-bit-more-bright” pat to the freshman guy wearing salmon-pink pants with a tragically placed juice stain on the front.
From two sophomore girls who appreciated that you weren’t embarrassed enough to cover the mess up as you walked.

A “there-are-just-some-things-you-can’t-‘un-see’” dart to the guy with the hairy unit who got shanked in D-hall as I tried to eat breakfast.
From a girl who just wanted a bowl of cereal and ended up losing her appetite at the sight.

A “courtesy-is-always-appreciated” pat to the nice guy who alerted us on Friday night that we had left our keys hanging in the lock.
A senior who, though embarrassed at answering the door in her pajamas, appreciated your warning, especially in light of the recent break-ins.