Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on January 25, 2007

A “thanks-for-driving-the-bus-right-past-me” dart to the Harrisonburg Dept. of Public Transportation for removing the Devon Lane/Port Republic bus stop.
From a junior who missed class because the bus used to stop there, but no longer does.

A “you’re-not-the-only-one-who-has-somewhere-to-be” dart to the girl I caught putting a fake parking ticket on her windshield in the Godwin lot.
From a staff member who should not have to be late because you’re creatively, but illegally, taking the spot she is paying to use.

A “keep-it-to-yourself” dart to all the girls who pee on the seat in public restrooms.
From a sophomore girl who doesn’t like sitting in your remains, and doesn’t understand why it is that hard to hit your target.

A “thanks-for-the-free-soda” dart to a certain Harrisonburg restaurant for not serving my friend at midnight on his 21st birthday.
From an of-age Duke who read the “Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.” sign on the door while getting the festivities started in your parking lot.

A “while-you’re-here-pick-up-some-class” dart to the girl who openly and loudly discussed waxing her privates for the night ahead while in line at the convenience store.
From two disgusted senior girls who are glad their parents taught them to have some tact.

A “way-to-work-with-what-you’re-given” pat to the boys who went cross-country skiing in less than an inch of snow.
From a junior girl who wishes that she not only had cross-country skis, but also friends cool enough to use them.