Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on January 29, 2007

A “what-did-you-think-will-happen?” dart to all the people who idle their cars in the bus-only lanes and stare agape at the buses when they come.
From a junior who thought it was hilarious when the bus door hit your car because you were partway in the road.

An “I-shouldn’t-be-studying-anatomy” pat to the guy in the library studying without his shirt on and singing beautiful songs while listening to his iPod.
From a sophomore girl who “can’t take my eyes off of you…”

A “shut-up-and-teach” dart to the professor who routinely spends almost half of every class talking about totally irrelevant topics.
From a frustrated senior who, if she has to be in class at 8 a.m., wants to at least learn something of substance.

An “I-didn’t-realize-Dining-Services-were-so-competitive” dart to the worker who didn’t let Let’s Go customers sit at Market One.
From a cold and confused sophomore who really didn’t feel like freezing her bum off as she ate in 20-degree weather.

An “I-have-always-depended-on-the-kindness-of-strangers” pat to all the people who came to the aid of the professor who fell outside ISAT.
From the professor’s wife, who appreciated the help and comfort they gave him in his time of need.

A “have-a-little-courtesy” dart to all the drivers on Port Republic Road who ignore my turn signal as I try to get on the highway.
From an irritated driver who knows you can see me and can’t believe you would speed up just so you can get to campus two seconds faster.