Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on February 5, 2007

A “Simon-says-‘no’” dart to the “American Idol” wannabe singing to the song on her iPod while using the treadmill next to me at UREC.
From a junior who didn’t find your serenade necessary and will never forget to bring her own iPod to the gym again.

A “whatever-floats-your-boat” pat to all those darted in The Breeze for their fashion and lifestyle choices.
From a fellow college student that feels these judgmental people should realize how boring this world would be if we were all the same.

An “I’m-sorry-you-think-you’re-so-important” dart to all the people at Mrs. Green’s who pretend to know someone at the front of the line and then cut.
From a freshman girl who has more self respect than to cut in front of all the patiently waiting people as though they were entitled.

A “harassment-made-my-day” pat to the guy who attempted to hug a passing friend but instead dive bombed her to the ground.
From an “already sick of school” sophomore whose day greatly improved because of their embarrassment.

A “this-is-not-the-Daytona-500” dart to the JMU utilities trucks for speeding around the sidewalks and almost running over my roommate and me.
From a sophomore girl who enjoyed the sense of security and protection from moving vehicles on-campus sidewalks used to provide.

A “you-restored-my-faith-in-humanity” pat to the guy who drove out of his way to return my JAC Card he found across campus.
From a sophomore girl who realizes her card could have fallen into less-honest hands and is so appreciative of your small act of kindness.