Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on February 9, 2007

A “that-is-wrong-on-multiple-levels” dart to the girl who went “number two” in a bathroom and left without washing her hands.
From a senior who gagged on the smell, but only puked when you displayed your phenomenally poor hygiene.

A “way-to-show-us-how-to-stay-warm” pat to the exhibitionist couple parked outside of Eagle Hall sharing the driver’s seat of a car.
From two girls who, despite wondering why you literally couldn’t get a room, were impressed enough to honk as they passed.

A “way-to-leave-work-at-work” dart to the hard-partying police officer we met at Rocktown Grill on Thursday night.
From a confused senior who doesn’t understand how he is supposed to respect authority figures that fraternize with the targets of their enforcement.

A “this-is-why-we-love-JMU-so-much” pat to the five guys near the housing complexes who so kindly helped motorists up the snowy hill Tuesday night.
From two very thankful senior girls who appreciated your patience with all of us who don’t know how to drive in the snow.

A “talk-about-ironic-insensitivity” dart to a certain yearbook for advertising its poorly named photo contest so soon after a recent, well-publicized suicide.
From a stunned senior whose mouth hit the floor when she checked her e-mail.

A “you-know-where-the-girls-are-at” pat to the five guys who took the kickboxing group fitness class with 40 girls at UREC last week.
From an avid kickboxer who encourages you to come back and stretch to “Butterfly Kisses” again next week.