Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on February 15, 2007

A “students-like-to-sleep-in-on-snow-days” dart to my apartment complex for shoveling snow off the sidewalks at 7 a.m.
From a groggy yet enraged resident who appreciates your eagerness, but would prefer not to be woken up early enough to make it to canceled 8 a.m. classes.

An “I-guess-it’s-the-thought-that-counts” dart to the decorations on a Chandler Hall window reading “Happy Valintines Day.”
From a senior who hopes you didn’t test out of GWRIT 101, because it clearly would have been useful.

A “mommy-doesn’t-clean-up-after-you-anymore” dart to the students who left their trays and garbage in D-hall after a fire drill.
From a disgusted senior who knows that cold grilled cheese is gross, but also feels sorry for the Dining Services staff that had to pick up after you.

A “just-because-you’re-a-Virginian-doesn’t-mean-you’ve-got-to-drive-like-one” dart to the SUV that stopped in an ice-covered intersection where they didn’t have to stop.
From an aggravated senior from the North who knows that you never, ever brake on ice, especially when everyone but you has a stop sign.

A “less-weed-more-shower” dart to all the ridiculous pretend-hippies wandering around our beautiful campus.
From a junior who feels your quest for individuality is achieved by the putrid smell you give off, not by your so-called trendy image.

A “how-am-I-supposed-to-read-the-sign-from-home?” dart to “The Vagina Monologues” for posting online the message that the show was still on despite the weather.
From a girl who braved the purported “state of emergency” to read the cancellation sign on the door of the venue.