Darts & Pats (Submit your own!)
Posted on February 22, 2007

An “are-you-trying-to-starve-me?” dart to Let’s Go for replacing their adequately large to-go boxes with ones that wouldn’t hold enough food for Nicole Ritchie.
From four annoyed and hungry students who usually look forward to their daily takeout feast.

A “thank-goodness-there-are-kind-people-in-the-world” pat to the two guys who pushed my car out of a drift in the rain for 15 minutes Tuesday night.
From an extremely grateful senior and an extremely grateful Nissan who are both forever in your debt.

A “less-than-thoroughly-modern-solution” dart to the woman running “Thoroughly Modern Millie” who recruited audience members to usher and then sold their seats out from under them.
From a senior that used to think being the first in line and being orally promised a seat would, at some point, involve an actual seat.

A “give-us-another-reason-to-cut-your-team” dart to the cross-country guys who screamed “Don’t send your kids to JMU — get a real degree!” at CHOICES groups.
From a Duke who is proud of the quality of education here and hopes your “funny pants” reduced your credibility with the visitors.

A “please-stop-speaking” dart to the girl who complained about how guys were not giving up their bus seats for girls.
From a junior guy who thinks maybe you should make sandwiches first before expecting guys to give up their seats.

A “thanks-for-sparing-us-all-future-reconstructive-surgery” pat to the university for installing a door with a glass window in the back stairwell of TDU.
From a flat-nosed sophomore who is glad he no longer has to guess when that door will come flying open.