House Editorial: It takes a village to raise a star

It’s your fault that Britney Spears is slowly losing her mind. The former-pop-turned-tabloid-regular checked herself into rehab this week for the third time, giving paparazzi and crazed consumers even more reason to watch for her next outburst. Among the classics: Driving with her son, Sean Preston, riding unbuckled in her lap; appearing in public sans undergarments but with Paris Hilton; taking the razor into her own hands to shave her head (which she immediately celebrated by getting two ill-placed tattoos). More...

The Best of What’s Around: Library is a privilige, not a right
By Craig Finkelstein, staff writer

After a long day suffering from a grilled-cheese sandwich that isn’t anything more than warmed D-hall bread and cheese stuck together, and classes where the work seems to pile up faster than a parking ticket ends up on a windshield, it would be most fitting that I take my workload and supplant myself in what should be the most studious portion of the campus — the library. The only problem is that of all the places where a serious student such as myself should find solitude, the library is not one of them. More...

Breeze Horoscopes
By Brian Goodman, mouthpiece of the cosmos

LIBRA: With the moon’s peace-bringing light blocked by clouds of snow and rain, there is precious little between you and the butt-kicking of a lifetime after America’s hero, Jack Bauer, sees you cut in the soda line at Mrs. Green’s. More...

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