Posted on March 15, 2006
A “where-are-we-supposed-to-go-to-eat?” dart to Dining Services for closing most of the dining halls on the Thursday before Spring Break.
From a sophomore who didn’t skip Friday classes and just wanted to eat some nachos.
An “I-wish-everyone-working-in-the-deli-could-be-as-generous-as-you” pat to all those who give two decent-sized pickles instead of a single scrawny one.
From a group of girls who are elated every time they receive a good pickle, and even more so when they get two.
A “try-not-to-use-your-pickles-so-sparingly” dart to the lady at Dukes who gave me 23 pickles on two burgers when I didn’t ask for any.
From a sophomore guy who can’t figure out what part of “lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise and ketchup” sounded like “butt-load of pickles.”
An “it’s-UREC-not-UCHAT” dart to the obnoxious girls taking up three mats to socialize instead of doing actual ab work.
From a pre-Spring Breaker who wanted some last-minute tummy tightening and got only an ear workout instead.
An “ask-and-ye-shall-receive” pat to the woman at Panera who overheard me talking about the cobblestone muffins and bought my friend and I some.
From a surprised and grateful Panera lover who is still amazed by the manna from heaven that you provided.
A “life-can-be-a-workout-too” dart to the people who sit and wait in the UREC parking lot for a space instead of parking at the Convo and walking.
From a junior girl who likes the idea of burning a few extra calories before even starting the workout.
