Posted on March 19, 2006
A “you-don’t-have-to-worry-about-anyone-ever-liking-you-enough-to-call-you-babe-or-sweetie” dart to the sophomore “chick” who wrote the article on pet names.
From someone who thinks the author takes things way too literally and needs to relax.
A “thanks-for-messing-up-my-day” dart to the Breeze editor who put a bogus Sudoku in the Thursday issue of the paper.
From an annoyed fifth-year senior who loves doing the Sudoku puzzles, but figured out in the first two minutes that the puzzle was impossible.
A “thanks-for-making-me-smile” pat to Jackie, the cashier at Dukes, for being so personal to all of her customers.
From a junior who always goes to your line, even if it is significantly longer, because she appreciates your care for the students at JMU.
An “Am-Yisrael-Chai” pat to Brian Goodman for keeping tradition alive in his column on the reality of Persia.
From a Jewish freshman who was pleasantly surprised to read Haman’s name blotted out, even at JMU.
A “what-are-you-thinking?” dart to JMU groundskeepers for installing chain-linked posts around nearly all grassy areas.
From an “outdoorsy” junior who wonders how they think pristine green locked by chain links could look better than the natural trails produced by JMU students.
A “way-to-spoil-our-Irish-fun” dart to the people who called the cops on our party on St. Patty’s Day at 11 p.m.
From an angry leprechaun who didn’t get to fully indulge in her Irish heritage, and hopes you never find the gold at the end of the rainbow.
