Posted on March 22, 2006
A “go-Dukes-oh-wait” dart to JMU for not planning to show the women’s basketball game on campus or on TV.
From two Dukes fans that were heartbroken that they could neither go to nor see the game.
An “I-wasn’t-really-born-in-1984-but-thanks” pat to JMU Card Services for making a tiny mistake on my JAC Card.
From a now 21-year-old junior, who has appreciated your error for the past two years more than you’ll ever know.
A “graduation-would-imply-the-ability-to-spell” dart to the editor of the JMU Commencement Web site for the interesting new spelling of the “bilolgy” major.
From three graduating bilolgy majors who are wondering what we should really put on our graduation announcements.
An “enjoy-your-sixth-year” dart to the fifth-year senior who darted The Breeze Sudoku puzzle last week for being “bogus.”
From a first-year freshman who realized in the first two minutes that they could solve the completely non-bogus "level 1" puzzle.
A “who-do-you-think-you-are?” dart to the sandwich guy who said he was “too good” to work at Market One on Monday night.
From an angered sophomore who thinks you should leave your bitterness at home, and still had to eat that hunk of crap you made her for dinner.
A “life-would-not-be-the-same-without-you” pat to the Cranberry Farms cranberry bread, the most succulent, moist bread known to man.
From a student whose whole knowledge and perception of this world has all been changed due to your immaculate palatability.
