Posted on March 26, 2006
A “don’t-doubt-a-Duke” dart to the VT alum who doubted the ability of a JMU alum at work and made a bet to prove it.
From a very proud JMU alum who enjoyed making you sing the JMU Fight Song in front of a lobby full of customers and two other JMU alums four times in one day.
A “15-minutes-to-download-a-25-second-movie-is-atrocious” dart to JMU for slowing down the Internet on campus.
From a frustrated junior who would like to (completely legally) catch up on the “Colbert Report” from the comfort of her computer.
A “thanks-for-the-great-entertainment” pat to the three hot ladies that streaked the Quad on Thursday night.
From an anonymous male that thoroughly enjoyed the show and can positively say he did not go home to his computer that night.
A “leave-your-politics-at-the-door” dart to my professor for using our class time to promote a political agenda.
From a well-informed junior who paid tuition to learn a particularsubject, not your personal views on politics.
A “how-astute-of-you” pat to the guy who called me a “f---ing faggot” out of his car window while I was biking to campus on Saturday.
From a gay senior bicyclist who admires your keen sense of observation and ability to express it so eloquently.
A “yes-it’s-that-obvious” dart to the girls on campus who abuse their skin with fake tanning methods.
From a disgusted senior who enjoys the gorgeous women on campus but not when they look like “Simpsons” characters.
A “way-to-show-you-care” pat to my hero in the Career & Academic Planning office for going out of his way to find a degree program that fits my needs.
From a former student who no longer has to search desperately for a plan to earn those last few credits.
A “put-that-Vera-Bradley-bag-to-good-use-and-shove-it-in-your-mouth” dart to the blond who chose to monologue the recent events of her life to the entire first floor of Carrier Library.
From a senior brunette who thinks if you are going to have more fun, you should at least be smart enough to not to yell about it in the library.
