Posted on March 29, 2007
An “I-wasn’t-a-teenager-in-the-’80s” dart to the CRU semi-formal for annually blasting “Livin’ on a Prayer” as if it is a great dance song.
From a sitting-this-song-out-in-protest junior who would much rather mosh to some Kelly than Bon Jovi.
A “Gandhi-would-be-proud” pat to the gay senior cyclist who took the high road and patted the jerks who dissed him.
From a junior girl who’s proud to share a school with Dukes like you.
A “suck-it-up-and-take-the-tan-lines” dart to the girl tanning topless on Hillside field on Wednesday.
From an annoyed senior girl who’d like to hope that there are still some students at Madison who will exercise discretion and class after she graduates.
A “way-to-rip-off-us-poor-college-kids” dart to UPB for charging $22 a ticket to see Ben Folds perform while he performs a free concert at U.Va. this weekend.
From an irritated senior who thinks UPB should try to be more sensitive to students’ shallow pockets.
A “you-are-braver-than-you-know,-never-stop-fighting” pat to all the survivors who will speak out or participate otherwise this week for Take Back the Night.
From a recent alum who regrets not being able to take part in such an amazing event, but is still moved by it.
A “not-all-Aries-are-mortal” dart to the person who always persecutes Aries in the horoscopes.
From an angry Aries who disliked being condemned for the entirety of last semester.
An “I-have-never-had-a-professor-quite-like-you” pat to my MSCI professor who has taught me more life lessons than you will ever know.
From a female student who salutes you and wishes you well on your deployment to Iraq as an Intelligence Officer.
An “if-this-pat-gets-printed, way-to-go-me” pat to myself for reaching my 10th Dart & Pats submission of the spring semester.
From a junior who thanks The Breeze for choosing her darts and pats so that she could reach her semester goal.
