Posted on April 5, 2007
A “why-are-you-at-UREC-if-you’re-so-lazy?” dart to the girls in Friday’s Happy Hour class who refused to get their own resist-a-balls, and used other people’s instead.
From a UREC regular who was not happy that she had to sacrifice time from her own workout just because you missed the sign at the door.
A “you-clearly-don’t-live-here” dart to the two girls breaking glass bottles out in front of the sidewalk of an apartment building Saturday night.
From two girls who live in the complex and will hunt you down when they find broken glass sticking up through their flip-flops.
An “I-hope-you-don’t-don’t-get-hit” dart to the oblivious pedestrians that cross the street while cars are trying to go through the intersection.
From a mindful pedestrian who strives to be courteous to the people that can potentially run you over.
A “thanks-for-making-my-day-jerk-face” dart to the person that took my JAC Card and racked up a whopping $10 on the vending machine in the building.
From a freshman who is now poorer thanks to your self-indulgent shopping spree and failure to at least return the card.
A “don’t-extort-my-parents-for-money” dart to the JMU Green Coalition for asking the university to raise tuition.
From an annoyed senior who feels that the coalition shouldn’t exploit students or parents to fund your environmental cult’s Green Bill.
A “but-some-like-it-hot” dart to the sushi preparers for never putting enough Wasabi in the sushi trays.
From a Japanese-cuisine aficionado who just wants to spice up the mundane rice and seaweed a bit.
