Posted on April 12, 2007
A “thanks-for-the-free-law-degree” pat to the HBPD for offering JMU students its accelerated hands-on program.
From an outgoing senior who now knows first-hand every drinking and traffic-related law in the books.
A “how-many-RAs-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb?” dart to my RA who responded with an e-mail of how to replace it myself.
From a second-floor resident who did not realize they were not paying you this month.
A “my-stomach-thanks-you” pat to the nice girl who paid for my lunch at Mrs. Green’s with her Dining Dollars.
From a not-so-starving student who had to unleash the puppy dog eyes after discovering there were no more punches left.
A “you-are-what’s-wrong-with-society” dart to the senior who called the Green Bill’s very minimal raise in tuition an extortion for money.
From a proud member of the “environmental cult” who cares enough about future generations to pay the cost.
A “you-know-how-to-pick-‘em” pat to the UPB film department for choosing some excellent movies for the month of April.
From an underclassman who can appreciate good taste.
A “thanks-for-being-a-corporate-slave” to Brandon Eickel for his rip-off Ford sign on his campaign shirts.
From a concerned junior that fears Eickel might be turning JMU politics into real-world politics.
A “way-to-embrace-childhood” pat to the four guys playing a game of leap frog on the Quad.
From an amused group of early childhood education students and our class of 4-year-olds who enjoyed your enthusiasm!
A “for-the-last-time-please-use-biker’s-courtesy” dart to all on campus who practice pedal power.
From a senior pedestrian who appreciates your choice in mode of transportation but wishes “passer on your left” would be heard more often.
A “Ben-Franklin-is-spinning-in-his-grave” dart to CRU for taking the Founding Fathers’ humorous quotation and turning it into a shameful way to grab college students’ attention.
From an irritated senior who is tired of having to avoid the commons because of CRU’s overwhelming campaign.
A “bless-your-heart” pat to the guy who gave me a quarter for my parking meter after he overheard me asking for change.
From a flustered junior who would have been late for her appointment.
