Posted on April 16, 2007
A “my-car-isn’t-an-urinal” dart to the guy who, in a drunken stupor, decided it was a good idea to relieve himself on my car.
From a not-so-happy sophomore girl who was in the car at the time and doesn’t understand why couldn’t find a bush.
A “way-to-have-your-priorities-straight” dart to Harrisonburg police for focusing more on catching drunk college students than on the robbers and rapists.
From a disgusted senior who doesn’t feel very safe and thinks you should start going after the real criminals.
An “I’ll-remember-this-concert-forever” pat to the University Program Board for bringing the amazing and talented Ben Folds to the Convocation Center.
From a Ben Folds aficionado who truly has “You to Thank” for an awesome experience.
An “I’m-sorry-you-lost-precious-Facebook-time” dart to all those who whine that they were tricked into going to beerisproof.org.
From a student who doesn’t understand why you’re so offended by people asking you to spend your time looking at something more stimulating.
A “we-all-know-you-rip-us-off-but-this-is-ridiculous” dart to Dining Services for charging a dollar for a strip of D-hall bacon on my sandwich at Festival.
From a student who wonders if we are seventh in the nation for food quality or food profits.
A “have-you-looked-at-the-admission-requirements-lately?” dart to the freshman girl who was quoted as saying there are more people applying to JMU because they need a safety school.
From a senior who will be graduating from this wonderful, challenging and prestigious institute of higher learning.
A “thanks-for-caring-about-my-fruit-and-veggie-intake” pat to the Festival employee who rummaged through the tub of gross tomatoes to find me three nice slices for my sandwich.
From a junior who appreciates your quality sandwich-making.
A “way-to-destroy-journalistic-integrity” dart to the news media for ruining the lives of the three Duke lacrosse players rightfully exonerated of rape charges.
From a senior who is angered that the media rushed to judge the players, yet made their exoneration a side note.
