Darts & Pats
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Posted on April 26, 2007
A “who-knew-men-in-white-boxers-were-so-sexy?” pat to the members of the mockapella group “Exit 247 B-Flat Project” who performed a hilarious routine during Relay for Life.
From a junior girl whose heart skipped a beat when you serenaded the crowd with an off-key version of “Livin’ on a Prayer.”
An “I-wasn’t-expecting-a-2-for-1-deal” dart to the Parking Services employee who ticketed me twice in one day.
From a grad student and alum who has been here five years and has never been ticketed until your spree.
A “you-are-sweeter-than-a-peppermint-mocha” pat to the students working graveyard shifts at Starbucks during exam week.
From a grateful student manager who would have had to pick up all the shifts herself and is so happy she doesn’t have to now.
A “way-to-ruin-a-great-weekend” dart to the person who stole my bike from in front of the library after I completed my first Olympic distance triathlon on it.
From an angered tri-athlete who doubts you will ever ride it as often and as fast as I did.
A “thanks-for-keeping-me-cool-on-a-hot-day” pat to the car of guys who found it amusing to hit me with a water balloon.
From a not-so-angered freshman who was actually thankful for the rush of cold water in the 80-degree weather.
A “way-to-disregard-all-my-hard-work” dart to the Bluestone staff for labeling me as an International Business major.
From a proud graduating senior who worked extra hard for her international affairs degree from the College of Arts and Letters.