A “way-to-represent-JMU” dart to the people who threw a beer on me while I was biking home at 1:30 a.m. on Saturday.
From a student bicyclist who had just spent a tiring eight hours at work and is livid at your disrespect for another human being.
A “you’ll-get-yours” dart to a parking officer who wrote me two tickets at one time, that cost almost as much as my parking pass.
From a sophomore girl who wonders why any student would apply to have a job that consists of writing their fellow students parking tickets.
An “I-read-harder-stuff-in-high-school” dart to my professor who decided to stop using one of our textbooks after several of my classmates said it was too confusing.
From a broke sophomore who thinks that if we spent $40 for a book, we might as well use it.
A “thanks-for-turning-me-into-an-evil-Disney-genie” pat to Starbucks for doing an Aladdin theme night.
From a senior who is thankful for the big and unexpected smile you put on his face and thoroughly enjoyed being Jafar for an evening.
A “some-people-do study-on-a-Thursday-night” dart to the person in Squire Hill who honked and yelled for a friend for ten minutes.
From a very annoyed senior health sciences major who is actually trying to graduate this year.
A “thanks-for-keeping-up-with-our-dirty-habits” pat to the wonderfully professional housekeeping staff of the A-wing section in Chesapeake Hall.
From a group of grateful residents who are proud to say they live in the cleanest dorm on campus.
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