A “you-don’t-know-what-a-chick-magnet-is” dart to the guy who plays his guitar on his front porch all the time.
From a junior who notices the female residents aren’t gravitating toward you — even when you play with your shirt off.
A “YOOOOOOU!-made-my-night” pat to the group of people outside Chappelear Hall for giving an entertaining rendition of “Crank Dat Soulja Boy” on Friday night.
From a sophomore who appreciated the laugh.
A “your-bike-is-too-small-for-the-space” dart to the person who parked a bicycle in a parking spot near ISAT Friday morning.
From a disgruntled senior who wasn’t afraid to pick up your bike and move it so she could park her car before class.
A “damn-you-global-warming” dart to the weather for being ridiculously hot and then so cold that we had to cancel our camping trip this past weekend.
From three super-seniors who were disappointed that they couldn’t camp from one of the last good weekends of the year.
A “let’s-take-another-study-break!” pat to my fellow procrastinator for waiting to study until the night before our exam, then studying with me for four hours, even though we got distracted for three of those hours.
From your study partner who loves our review sessions and knows our jokes will always be funny even when we aren’t exhausted.
A “that’s-worse-than-nails-on-a-chalkboard” dart for whoever maintains the JMU public transit buses for neglecting to fix the brake problems all of the buses seem to have.
From a half-deaf sophomore who doesn’t appreciate the bus brakes screaming every time a driver stops.
A “keeping-the-faith” pat to the two older gentlemen outside of Festival who were giving out mini-Bibles to those who would accept them.
From a junior who is glad to know there are people who still have faith in the young college population.
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