A “where-were-the-students?” dart to the JMU student body for complaining about not enough tickets to Homecoming but had 1,500 unused tickets.
From a JMU alumni who was embarrassed to see the student section only three-fourths full on our biggest game day.
A “don’t-dish-out-your-germs” dart to the people who don’t wipe down the UREC equipment with the handy alcohol solution provided throughout the center.
From a junior who is trying her best not to contract any sicknesses and wishes everyone could take thirty seconds to be sanitary.
A “we-really-do-care-how-you-are” pat to the those who come into UREC and actually reply to our greetings.
From two grateful UREC card swipers who enjoy your smiling faces and your real responses.
A “we-don’t-play-’80s-music-out-of-our-window-on-Friday-mornings-for-nothing” dart to all the students who were too cool to dance or even recognize our efforts to brighten up their rainy day.
From a group of sophomore guys from Wampler who just wanna dance.
A “sidewalk≠ashtray” dart to the smokers who toss their cigarette butts onto the side of the road.
From a senior who hates that JMU is not smoke-free, but hates it even more when people cannot be responsible for their own waste.
A “where-is-the-mute-button?” dart to the girl who sat behind me at the 9:30 p.m. showing of “Hairspray” and sang along the entire time.
From a sophomore girl who knows all the words too but didn’t feel the need to ruin the movie for others.
A “the-world-is-not-your-trashcan” dart to the freshman who dropped her plastic cutlery outside her dorm, looked at it lying on the ground and continued on her way.
From the senior behind you who picked up your trash.
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