A “way-to-keep-a-smile” pat to the D-Hall full-time employees, who even though they are older, they work hard to serve JMU students quality food.
From a very appreciative D-Hall employee that admires the work older generations are doing to keep us fed and healthy.
A “way-to-sit-on-your-hands” dart to the Family Day crowd at Bridgeforth on Saturday.
From an alumnus who has seen more people in the stands over the last couple of years but never a loud Family Weekend crowd.
A “since-when-is-’Peter-Griffin-101’-a class?” dart to the guy watching episodes of “Family Guy” on a computer in the library, despite the eight people waiting in line to do work.
From a student watching nearby who highly doubts that you were doing research of any kind and thinks you should learn to be a little more considerate before mindless cartoons fry your brain.
A “world’s-biggest-jerk” dart to the guy who retracted his offer to walk me home last weekend as soon as he found out I was a year older than he was.
From a sophomore girl who would rather walk home alone than next to a pig any night.
A “you-can-read-it-again-online” dart to the members of the student body who steal issues of Potty Mouth from the bathroom stalls.
From the Potty Mouth staff who are sad to see its hard work go down the drain.
A “how-do-you-sleep-at-night?” dart to a Parking Services employee who allowed me into a parking lot, only to issue me a ticket after I left my car.
From a very bitter commuter who thinks that her very expensive parking permit should allow her to park anywhere after 5 p.m..
A “you-had-me-at-‘hello’” pat to my wonderful boyfriend as we celebrate our four-year anniversary.
From the luckiest girl in the world who loves you more.
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