Darts & Pats

A “check-the-definition-of-Homecoming” dart to the Centennial class, for not having a clue what HOMEcoming is all about. 
From a few alumni who know last time we checked it’s our Homecoming, and if you graduate, you’ll have yours.

An “only-at-JMU” pat to UPB for bringing a petting zoo, hot cider and bobbing for apples to the commons.
From a grad student who never thought he could have so much fun dipping his head into cold water.

An “I’ve-never-seen-anyone-jump-so-high-so-fast” pat to our roommate with her priceless expression when we threw a fake mouse at her.
From your roomies who will laugh for the rest of their lives at the mention of a mouse and wish they caught you on video.

A “we-waited-100-years-for-this?” dart to SGA for giving out such a limited number of Centennial Homecoming shirts and distributing them before the pep rally even started.
From a member of the Centennial class who went to her last Purple Out and still didn’t get a shirt.