Darts & Pats

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Posted on November 12, 2007

A “thanks-for-making-my-entire-week” pat to the group giving out free JMU gear on the commons on Friday.
From a Penn State sweatshirt-wearing junior who has worn nothing but her new JMU sweatshirt for the past three days.

A “do-you-know-what-that-word-means?” dart to the student ambassador who led a tour through Warren Hall and called our office “infamous.”
From a JMU student employee who wonders which was worse: your vocabulary or your school spirit.

A “thanks-for-the-trip-to-Valhalla” pat to the guys at the Bag House for getting Valkyrie to play a house show.
From a grad student who enjoyed hearing the band’s amazing set.

A “hey,-remember-me,-your-roomie?” dart to my roommate for spending all of her time in our dorm room with her new boyfriend.
From a sophomore who would like to use her own space without feeling awkward.

A “roses-are-red-violets-are-blue” pat to the JMU landscapers who, while trimming the rose bushes, cut off the remaining flowers to give to me.
From an enchanted sophomore who loved walking down the Quad with her lovely bouquet.

A “thanks-for-adding-spice-to-my-life” pat to Mrs. Green’s for including jalapeño peppers on the salad bar.
From an enthusiastic diner who loves to spice things up in her life.