Darts & Pats

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Posted on November 15, 2007

A “why-can’t-you-play-fair?” dart to the girl in the black car for cutting me off in the parking lot.
From the girl in the red car who wants you to stop driving dirty and let the rest of us park in peace.

A “going-above-and-beyond-the-call-of-duty” pat to the police officer at Sheetz who helped me figure out the answer to a difficult question for criminal law early Monday morning.
From a much-less stressed student employee and part-time student.

 A “we-heard-you-the-first-time” dart to the trains that blow their obnoxious whistles multiple times as they drive behind my house.
From a senior who wishes you would learn that once is enough.

A “get-a-room” dart to the group of COB students who had a meeting in the study lounge of Zane-Showker Hall.
From the other students trying to get work done who don’t think you guys know the meaning of group study rooms.

A “playback’s-a-bitch” dart to the person who picked up the shiny blue iPod in an HHS computer lab a week ago.
From an unforgiving freshman who knows when you plugged it in to your computer, it came up with her name, and you still refused to turn it in.

A “your-Duke-Dog-license-plate-made-my-morning” to the car parked on JPA in Charlottesville Tuesday morning.
From a JMU Alumni in C-ville who is missing the good ol’ days and was happy to see some purple and gold in a Wahoo town.

A “sidewalks-were-meant-for-walking” dart to the facilities management vans that park on the sidewalk behind Roop Hall.
From two graduate students who think you should be more considerate of pedestrian traffic.

A “we’re-sick-of-stepping-around-it” dart to my neighbors in Stonegate who refuse to clean up the puke on the stairs outside their apartment.
From a disgusted sophomore who has been sick of smelling and stepping over the mess for more than a week.

A “what-is it-you-do-here?” dart to UREC employees who allow people to perform Olympic lifts with potentially dangerous form.
From a former NSCA All-American who doesn’t want to see anyone get hurt.