A “you-played-your-hearts-out” pat to the Dukes for putting up one of their toughest fights against Appalachian State.
From a band member who is proud to be called a Duke after the effort on Saturday.
A “thanks-for-ASU’s-early-Christmas” dart to the JMU coaching staff for handing over the playoff game gift-wrapped with a bow.
From a bitter attendee who can think of a few gifts she would like to give you.
A “way-to-kick-it-old-school” pat to whoever is riding the same Dyno bike I had in fifth grade and parked it outside of Harrison Hall on Tuesday.
From a kid at heart who wonders if you want to go take it off of some sweet jumps during recess.
A “JMU-football-is-more-important-than-poultry” dart to The Breeze for its lack of front-page coverage of the biggest news on campus this past weekend.
From a disappointed alumnus who thinks JMU’s game against Appalachian State is more interesting than the newspaper’s story on chickens.
A “you’re-now-on-the-naughty-list” dart to the Black Friday shopper who decided not to leave a note when he or she hit my fender.
From a broke sophomore who doesn’t want to pay for someone else’s mistake this holiday season.
A “kid-games-are-awesome” pat to my housemates who made staying at school up until break worth it with a game of hide-and-go-seek.
From one of your housemates who is very thankful for you and the way you always make me laugh.
A “cool-your-jets,-dude” dart to my Hall Director who is constantly asking where I am and what I am doing when I don’t have to be in the hall.
From a staff member who doesn’t mind you, but minds the constant check-ups and hovering.
A “now-I’ve-seen-everything” dart to the row of girls chatting on their cell phones while working out on the ellipticals at UREC.
From an annoyed sophomore who prefers to hear the steady drone of the machines rather than mindless gossip.
A “thanks-for-wasting-all-that-food” dart to the rude Mrs. Greens manager who took away my full, uneaten carry-out box because I sat down with my friends to talk.
From a hungry sophomore who was forced to beg all of her neighbors for food because she ran out of punches for the week.
A “thanks-for-leaving-me-out-in-the-cold” dart to Affordable Towing for snatching my car from Sunchase.
From a bitter sophomore who feels that you should change your name after charging him $155 to get his car back.
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