Darts & Pats

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Posted on August 27, 2007

A “thanks-for-giving-it-all-you’ve-got” pat to the FROGs, OPAs and everyone else who gave your time all day, every day last week to show us how great JMU is.
From a group of thankful freshmen who are already off to a fabulous year, thanks to you.

A “get-some-sensitivity-training” dart to the managers of the Festival who told me that not all Jews had to adhere to the faith’s dietary guidelines.
From a senior who wished her punch came with a little more chicken BBQ and a little less anti-Semitism.

An “I-can-tell-this-will-be-a-bangin’-year” pat to my three apartment roomies who have already made this week her summer’s best.
From your other roomie who appreciates how awesome you all are and who is looking forward to the next two semesters.

A “where’s-the-D&P-love?” dart to all students who stuck around the ‘Burg this summer yet forgot to submit Darts & Pats. 
From an unappeased editor who is pining for some more Opinion section support from all the Dukes.