Darts & Pats

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Posted on August 30, 2007

A “way-to- come-out-swingin’” pat to The Breeze for an excellent and unexpected Monday issue.
From a senior who is impressed The Breeze crew got down to business before classes started.

A “thanks-for-the-free-ride” pat to our late-night rescuer for saving us from a four-mile walk back to our apartment.
From three appreciative sophomores who didn’t feel like paying for another cab ride with quarters again.

An “I-voted-for-Ilk” dart to the Student Body Plagiarist for epitomizing the opposite of the honor code through his stolen campaign tactics.
From a senior who wonders how we can allow a cheater to not pay the consequences for his actions.

An “if-it-wasn’t-for-you” pat to the two girls who took the time to  return my lost debit card.
From a staff member who would probably lose her head if it wasn’t attached.

A “way-to-be-hypocrites” dart to  Parking Services for raising the fine for parking in fire lanes while continuing to park official vehicles there.
From an annoyed sophomore who wants to fine the vehicles himself to see how much money he can make.

A “thanks-for-saving-me-from-calling-AAA” pat to the four guys who stopped mid-bike ride to help me change my flat tire.
From a sophomore who now realizes her car and rocky gravel lots do not get along.