A “just-add-water, jeez” dart to the idiot in our hall who gave us the delight of a fire drill at 2:30 a.m..
From three angry hallmates that believe that a college student should know how to make Ramen.
A “thanks-for-tripling-up” pat to the three motorcycles parked in one parking spot in the parking garage.
From a senior who hates searching for a parking spot everyday and appreciates you taking up only one spot instead of three.
An “I-wish-I-could-‘Imagine’-some-peace-and-quiet” dart to my neighbors for blasting John Lennon at midnight during the week.
From a sophomore who all needs all the sleep he can get.
An “I-bet-your-mother-is-very-proud-of-you” dart to the person who stole my “Feel Your Boobies” breast cancer car magnet.
From a junior girl whose mom is a survivor and was very sad that someone would steal something that was for a charitable cause.
A “way-to-be-green” dart to JMU for cutting down the awesome climbing tree on the quad.
From an annoyed junior who regrets he will no longer enjoy a birds’-eye-view of the ‘burg.
An “I-guess-we’re-all-about-money-now” dart to JMUSports.com for charging people to listen to JMU football games online.
From a disappointed alum who couldn’t make it to Chapel Hill and wanted to cheer on her beloved Dukes.
A “you’re-my-weight-loss-hero” pat to those who were behind installing Dance, Dance Revolution in Festival.
From a slimed-down sophomore who loves getting his dance on and is grateful for being able to do it on campus.
A “sit-down-and-shut-it” dart to the disrespectful students sitting around me at the football game who were shouting “The Star-Spangled Banner” over the sweet voice of the singer.
From a peeved person who knows there is a reason you’re not standing on the field singing solo.
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