An “every-student-deserves-a-D-Hall-mug” dart to Dining Services for only letting people with meal plans get one of those treasured mugs.
From a senior girl who thinks that if we pay tuition, we should get a mug.
A “so-not-cool” dart to the cop who kicked a student out of the football game last Saturday for cheering too loud.
From a student who thinks that games are the time and place to show excessive school spirit.
An “Excuse me,-I-paid-$172-to-park-there” dart to the JMU faculty and staff that have been parking in the student spots in the Warsaw Parking Deck.
From a junior who is astonished at your disrespect.
A “thanks-for-your-screaming-skills” dart to the freshmen standing in front of my hall singing at 5 a.m. on Saturday.
From a sophomore guy who just wants to do what any normal person does that early in the morning: sleep.
An “I-hope-natural-selection-eliminates-you” dart to the person who printed countless pages in the biology lab on Tuesday.
From an annoyed senior who had to wait 30 minutes to print her lab report.
A “grow-up-already” dart to the underage people who tried to purchase alcohol from a cashier and gave her attitude with a capital A.
From a regular slurpee drinker who thinks you should be thankful the cashier didn’t take your IDs.
A “you-could-have-gotten-food-for-free” dart to the person who stole a grill and propane tank from the largest student organization on campus.
From an upset executive board that is sad to say you are a part of the JMU community.
An “I-never-expected-it-in-100-years” pat to my housemates who, en route to Blue Hole, stopped for an impromptu dance party in a cow field.
From the newest household member who is proud to be living with the craziest girls on campus.
An “I-hope-I-don’t-get-hepatitis” dart to the Festival employee who did not wash her hands after using the restroom.
From a senior health science major who will now think twice before eating on campus.
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