Darts & Pats

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Posted on September 17, 2007

A “you-protected-my-sanity” pat to my thoughtful roommate who banned me from using my computer Friday.
From an overcommitted senior who thanks you for reminding her that the world will continue to turn if she takes more than 12 hours to reply to an e-mail.

A “we-hardly-knew-you” pat to Luigi’s Pizza, whose great food and atmosphere will be greatly missed on South High Street.
From a deeply disappointed student who lived so close to your fine establishment and loved your delicious Italian food.

A “way-to-step-it-up” pat to Pete Johnson for having the courage to propose to his girlfriend between the third and fourth quarters of Saturday’s football game.
From a friend who hopes that you truly find happiness and that everything will work out for the best.

A “your-conversation-is-not-that-important” dart to the girl who refused to get off of her cell phone while ordering food at Grille Works.
From a Dining Services employee who doesn’t think it’s cute or trendy to talk on your phone while we’re trying to help you.

A “finally-a-girl-knows-her-way-around-the-weight-room” pat to the brunette at UREC who apparently likes to work with more than 10 pounds.
From a junior who was impressed to see such a little person moving such heavy objects.

An “I-so-didn’t-need-to-see-that” dart to the couple who were vigorously and drunkly kissing on a street corner Saturday night.
From a student who had a long drive last night and wanted to make it off the interstate exit without witnessing the flagrant makeout session.

A ”thanks-for-stopping-to-help-a-stranger” pat to the student with medical experience who helped me after I got hit by a car on Main Street.
From a junior girl who was glad to have someone there who knew what he was doing to rescue her.

A “save-the-trees” dart to whoever prints on just one side of the paper throughout campus.
From a dissatisfied junior who thinks we should be a more environmentally conscious university.

A “thanks-for-the-smiles” pat to the group of people posing on the Wilson steps pretending to get their picture taken every time someone walked by.
From a senior who found it hilarious to watch people stop in their tracks and apologize for ruining the imaginary photo.