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TUESDAY,
SEPTEMBER 4
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A “thanks-for-being-there” pat to the residents of Rockingham Hall and all of the ORL staff.
From a staff member who saw a lot of support and love this week and thinks you have all gone above and beyond to help.

A “speaking-of-school-spirit” dart to the JMU cheerleader who forgot the words to the Fight Song at the Pep Rally during Freshman Orientation.
From someone who thinks that knowing the words to the Fight Song should be mandatory for becoming a cheerleader.

A “way-to-rock ‘Mmm-bop’” pat to the Jeep blasting Hanson while going through campus.
From a former long haired-brother lover who got a kick out of your musical selection.

A “party-poopers-suck” dart to our neighbors for not asking us to turn our music down and instead notifying the police.
From a group of sophomores who were embarrassed in front of their three guests, yet quickly ended the “party.”

An “I-hate-‘Hey-There-Delilah’” dart to the sophomore in C-section who played the most overplayed song of the summer at 7:30 a.m. on the second day of school.
From a sophomore who has her first class at 11 a.m., and, despite the interesting way to wake up, didn’t need to for another two hours.