Darts & Pats
Posted on January 10, 2008
A “way-to-get-jiggy-wit-it” pat to the guys who were driving past Mr. Chips blaring the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” theme song, rapping along with their windows down.
From a senior who found herself rapping along too.
A “sans-wrinkles-is-the-way-to-be” pat to an unknown dormmate who nicely folded my clothes and left them in the laundry room before using the dryer I used.
From a resident who was grateful that you didn’t let her clothes get wrinkled.
An “everyone should try co-ed living” pat to my two great guy friends and the best roommates one could wish for.
From a female junior who never thought that living with guys could be so stress-free and fun.
A “get-out-of-your-Uggs-bubble” dart to all Ugg-boot owners who don’t realize they are so not cute outside of JMU.
From an anti-Uggs alumna who knows you would have to try really hard to find those hideous things on anyone’s feet in the real world.
An “and-I-thought-the-stacks-were-bad-enough” dart to the boys who were farting and laughing about it in the stacks.
From a grossed out senior who knows your chances of getting laid in the stacks just went from slim to none.
A “you-are-fantastic” pat to everyone who was cast in either of the spring semester’s Mainstage shows, “Urinetown” and “Twelfth Night.”
From a theater major who can’t wait to see the amazing talent you all have to offer.
A “meters-aren’t-meant-to-sit-in” dart to the woman sitting in the driver’s seat reading a book in one of the only two meters outside the music building.
From an annoyed senior who just had to run in the building for something.
A “please-keep-it-that-way” pat to UREC for finally stocking up on magazines in the fitness rooms.
From a regular exerciser who loves being entertained by something other than ESPN and CNN.
A “why-aren’t-there-motorcycle-spaces-in-the-first-place?” dart to the Parking Services employee who gave two motorcycles each a ticket for parking together in the same spot.
From an irritated student who is glad they took up one spot instead of two.
A “finally,-it’s-finished!” pat to all of the workers who were responsible for the reconstruction of Miller Hall.
From a student who won’t miss the noisy construction and enjoys the building’s renovated appearance.
