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Posted on January 14, 2008

An “I-know-you-bleed-purple” pat to a member of the Board of Visitors who comes to all of JMU’s basketball games.
From a Duke who appreciates your devotion (and your smart, purple pant suits), especially on the eve of a Board of Visitors meeting.

A “way-to-censor-hot-thespian-action” dart to Warren Hall and the driver of Bus Route C for prohibiting the two man staged reading of “Raisin in the Sun.”
From two theatre students who just wanted to bring a little bit of class and culture to a JMU Saturday night.

A “represent-the-rest-of-us” dart to the five students sporting JMU athletic attire who blatantly walked away without paying for their smoothies.
From a patron who believes that being athletes does not entitle you to get away with violating the honor code.

A “you-should-look-out-for-its-students,-not-its-statistics” dart to JMU for not giving students overrides into classes that have available seats in order to keep the student-to-teacher ratio appealing.
From a senior who is disgusted by the overcrowding and JMU’s decision to admit more students.