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Posted on February 7, 2008

A “how-the-heck-am-I-supposed-to-get-a-job?” dart to the on-campus employers who apparently never check Joblink.
From a frustrated sophomore who has applied to a number of positions this semester and has received only one call from a potential employer.

A “you-are-what’s-right-with-this-world” pat to the sandwich-maker at Market One who gave me two pickles with my sandwich.
From a junior who was grateful for the extra pickle-me-up.

A “thank-you-for-your-random-act-of-pizza-delivery” pat to whoever entered my house late Sunday night and left half a pizza on my living room table.
From a junior who was delighted, yet a bit frightened by the pizza demons who visited that night.

A “thanks-for-giving-us-hope-of-finding-love-at-Madison” pat to the couple who got engaged on the Quad Saturday.
From four sophomore girls who are sorry they may have ruined the moment but are glad they got to be a part of it.

A “sharing-germs-is-really-not-caring” dart to all the students who continue to come to class and hack a lung all over me.
From a once healthy student who is now feeling your gift of sharing and wishes you would just stay home.

An “I’m-glad-to-see-someone-cares” pat to the girl who climbed down a ditch outside Cleveland Hall to throw away some Bud Light trash.
From a junior who can’t imagine why an empty case was outside of Cleveland Hall, but is glad someone cared enough to throw it away.

 An “it’s-not-his-fault-you-can’t-read” dart to the girl who got mad at the bus driver and threw a fit because she was on the wrong bus.
From a loyal bus rider who thinks you should be thankful he let you off after the way you acted.