Darts & Pats

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Posted on February 14, 2008

An “olive-you-forever” pat to my elementary school sweetheart for his Valentine’s Day plans to cook for me in the dorm kitchen.
From a girl who loves that you know food is one way to her heart.

A “did-you-really-think-that-was-free?” dart to the person who took the iHome system and iPod Nano from the free store on the commons Friday.
From a very sad friend who wishes to inform the person who took it that it is greatly missed wants whoever took these things to give them back to Students for a Democratic Society.

A “thanks-for-saying-I-could-vote-via-an-absentee-ballot” dart to the SGA who never made sure we actually received ballots.
From a disgruntled student who couldn’t voice her political opinion because she chose to register to vote through you.

A “way-to-follow-health-code” dart to the Festival workers who offered someone a sample of chicken and, when she declined, ate it themselves and went back to work without changing their gloves.
From a man in line who hopes you know he is the one that turned you in and hopes you were canned.

An “it’s-not-a-periodical-‘bed’-room” dart to the couple laying on each other in Carrier Library Wednesday morning.
From a confused sophomore who couldn’t decide if he was amused or disgusted by your pre-Valentine’s Day graphic display.