Darts & Pats

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Posted on February 18, 2008

A “we-added-you-to-our-sexy-list” pat to the guy serenading his girl in the lobby of Chandler Hall on Valentine’s Day with his friend on backup vocals. 
From three girls on their way to Lakeside Express who apologize for the interruption.

A “don’t-give-up-caffeine-for-Lent-next-time” dart to the COB professor who was falling asleep while listening to our presentations Friday.
From a junior business major who thinks if you’re going to make us teach the class, you should at least stay conscious for it.

A “you’re-better-than-a-boyfriend” pat to my suitemate who woke up at 6 a.m. just to decorate our suite and then spoiled us with gifts.
From your friend who would like to thank you for making my Valentine’s Day special even though I couldn’t see my boyfriend.

A “this-isn’t-Purple-Out!-day” dart to the JMU students who grabbed free basketball T-shirts and ran.
From a Duke who passed you on his way in to the Convocation Center and thinks you should have better manners and at least stay for the national anthem.

A “thank-you-for-showing-us-that-pride,-dedication-and-commitment-aren’t-qualities-that-you-can-learn-in-the-classroom” pat to Mickey Matthews for staying with the Dukes for the long haul.
From a sophomore who hopes to see you coaching the Dukes for the rest of his college career

A “fourth-of-July-in-February?” pat to the guys in Ashby who were shooting off a fabulous display of fireworks in the middle of the night this weekend.
From a neighbor who was glad that you livened up his walk back to his apartment.