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Posted on February 21, 2008

An “it-starts-with-you” dart to Carrier Library for not providing recycling containers for bottles.
From a student who appreciates that the food and drink policy has been loosened but wishes he didn’t see so many recyclable materials being thrown away simply because there is nowhere inside the library to put them.

A “way-to-display-your-true-colors” pat to all the Purple-clad JMU faculty, staff, alumni, students, friends, bus drivers and other volunteers who pitched in to make CHOICES a success.
From an admissions staff member who realizes we could never pull the day off without all of you.

A “not-on-my-behalf” dart to the SGA class councils for going to a local high school and promoting a dating service.
From a Duke who is disappointed you promoted the cementing of oppressive social conventions at a school that fought for a gay-straight alliance just a few years ago.

A “way-to-act-like-spoiled-brats” dart to the girls at the Warren Hall post office who dumped packing peanuts all over the floor and then laughed as housekeeping scrambled to pick them all up.
From an embarrassed fellow student who didn’t grow up in a barn and is ashamed to be associated with such rude peers.

A “don’t-drink-the-Kool-Aid-if-you-don’t-know-the-flavor” dart to all the people spreading false information on the political candidates.
From a political science major who appreciates your interest but knows you should always do research before making decisions or advising others.